Thursday, March 5, 2009

Dearest in Christ.

Must-contain-maniacal-laughter.. I populate one of my other blogs (www.scamlisting.blogspot.com) with about 4-5 of these Nigerian advance fee fraud e-mails, every day. (Yes it is purely for the Google Adsense dollars, but at least I am truthful- and believe it or not, people have thanked me for it) This is the first time I am seeing a person so twisted that they exploit and lie about terminal illness and religion in one neat little package. The scammers are getting more bold and more creative as the economy goes down in a death spiral. This one is original, I'll give it that.
I encourage you to write to these cretins and have fun with a little bit of scam baiting. 

From: From Charles and Elizabeth. charlestoure_001@yahoo.com
Subject: Dearest in Christ.
To: sarawak_cardiology@yahoo.com
Date: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 8:21 AM

From  :Mrs Grace Tapia
Email :grace.tapia@ymail.com

Address:N11-Olof Salem Street
       P.O. Box 59022,Safat 13060 Kuwait.

Dearest in Christ.

With Due Respect And Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a
humanitarian ground.

My name is Mrs Grace Tapia,from Kuwait.  I am married to late Dr
Ramsey Tapia  ,who worked with an oil company in Ivory Coast for
Thirty-two years  before he died in the year 2005.

He died after a brief illness that lasted only four days Before his
death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not
to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible
is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of
(US$5.8 M)(Five Million,Eight hundred Thousand United States Dollar)
in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan .
Presently,this money is still with the bank.

And Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six
months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever). Presently this
money is still in the Bank.  Having  known my condition I  am in need
of a HONEST Hearted Individual Christian or Church that i will utilize
this fund the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my
late.husband to help Lessprivilaged people, orphanages,widows and
propagating the word of God.

I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit
this fund, And I dont want in a way where this money will be used in
an un Godly way. This is why I am taking this decision to hand you
over this Fund. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going.I want you to always remember me in your daily prayers because
of my up coming Cancer Surgery.

Write back to me as soon as possible because any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose,
Hoping to read from you soon.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of the Bank in Abidjan. I will also issue
you an authorisation letter that will prove you the present
beneficiary of this fund.

May God bless and keep us as we seek to serve him.

Yours in Christ
Mrs Grace Tapia

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--- On Thu, 3/5/09, Mrs Sarah Grant wpgolf@ns.aliantzinc.ca wrote:

From: Mrs Sarah Grant wpgolf@ns.aliantzinc.ca
Subject: re: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP
To: srg2000@btintenet.com
Date: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 5:03 AM

My husband deposited 7.5 Million Pounds with a Bank when he was alive. I'm suffering from esophageal cancer, collect the Funds finance Charity Organisations.if interested, reply to : srg2000@btinternet.com

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

United Nations Foundation

--- On Wed, 3/4/09, United Nations Foundation unf.foundation14@msn.com wrote:

From: United Nations Foundation unf.foundation14@msn.com
Subject: United Nations Foundation
To:
Date: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 6:21 PM

The United Nations Foundation  (UNF),would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the Board of Trustees as one of the final recipients of £1,000,000.00(One Million GBP) You are required to contact the Claims Officer below for qualification and processing of your claims.  Please endeavour to quote your Qualification numbers (UNF-039455-UNOG) and Amount.

To file Your claims Send listed requirements to Contact African Finance Officer
Dr. Roger Bernard  
Email; unf_foundation1@ozu.es

2009 UNFoundation, All Rights Reserved

18coulibalyosmane Avenue, OUA, Plot 400 Ouagadougou , BF.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Part time Manager (Remote vacancy; 2500 USD/month, No investment)

-----Original Message-----
From: Victor Munoz [mailto: info@kernltd.msk.ru ]
Sent: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 11:55 AM
To:
Subject: Part time Manager (Remote vacancy; 2500 USD/month, No investment)

 

Dear Job Seeker,

 

Due to converge of our mutual interests within the boundaries of the employment process, we'd like to manifest provision of the newly opened entry, available for your immediate contemplation.

 

An expansion process, has inevitably triggered the underscored insurance company to form complementary positions within the market of operation.

 

We're providing a feasible opportunity to put your legal background to use in the insurance/accounting sphere. Undoubtedly, our ultimate aim is to bring the confort work environment, stimulating a reciprocal leap towards beneficial and justifying operating conditions.

 

Informational table is presented below, to briefly outline the opening.

 

* Benefits and privileges:

 

-Feasible career advancement opportunities.

-Extensive tutelage (probation period) for the first two months.

-Fixed payout, resulting in 2000 USD monthly.

-Outstanding reimbursement plan.

 

 

* Requirements:

 

- Accuracy and leadership in the assigned operations

- Interpersonal and communication skills.

- Swift decision-making.

- Honesty and law obedience.

- Proficient use of Microsoft Office.

 

* Primary responsibilities:

 

- Preparing invoices, compiling itemized charges and submitting bills concerning insurance reimbursement enquiries.

- Commencing insurance operations (reimbursement cases).

- Consolidating viable documentation, records and paperwork.

- This is not insurance sales position and you don't need to sell insurance, this is Money Manager vacancy.

 

 

 

If you want to apply please send all your questions and contact information ONLY to e-mail:  HRManagerPIC38@gmail.com

We're looking forward to our further communication. 

 

Julie Mathews. HR department.

ID:  198122882311639136149

Congratulation.....Dear Lucky Winner!!!

--- On Tue, 3/3/09, IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY BOARD info@lottery.com wrote:

From: IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY BOARD info@lottery.com
Subject: Congratulation.....Dear Lucky Winner!!!
To:
Date: Tuesday, March 3, 2009, 11:47 AM

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Good Day

--- On Tue, 3/3/09, Mong Hoi info@mong.com wrote:

From: Mong Hoi info@mong.com
Subject: Good Day
To:
Date: Tuesday, March 3, 2009, 2:36 AM

Good Day,

I am Mr. Mong Hoi, Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Sai
Wan HoBranch, Hong Kong.I have an obscured business suggestion for you.I
am here-by seeking your service in helping me recieve a large amount of
money and in giving a clear research and feasibility studies on areas I
could invest on. Your services will be paid for, and you will be a
partner, if your recommendation is accepted.

As a bank employee, I can not operate any personal investment till I am
retired and with the Anti-corruption Bill passed in Hong Kong; it is risky
for a fixed income earner to own any huge amount of money in Hong Kong or
any foreign country. It is then advisable to invest in any foreign land
secretly and patiently wait retirement.Contact me through this email for
further confidential corespondence:  mong_hoi01@live.com

Warm Regards
Mr. Mong Hoi